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Obsessive Genealogical Disorders

  1. My family coat of arms ties at the that normal?

  2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.

  3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

  4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

  5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.

  6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??

  7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.

  8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.

  9. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?

  10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...

  11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!

  12. It's 2000... Do you know where your-Gr-Gr-Grandparents are?

  13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

  14. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.

  15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.

  16. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.

  17. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it.

  18. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.

  19. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

  20. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

  21. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it.

  22. Genealogists are time un-ravelers.

  23. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!

  24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

  25. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family.

  26. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

  27. I want to find ALL of them!  So far I only have a few thousand.

  28. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!

  29. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days.

  30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.

  31. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.

  32. Share your knowledge; it is a way to achieve immortality.

  33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

  34. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief.

  35. Many a family tree needs pruning.

  36. Shh! Be very, very quiet . . . I'm hunting forebears.

  37. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!

  38. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!

  39. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.

  40. Genealogists live in the past lane.

  41. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!

  42. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.

  43. All right!  Everybody out of the gene pool!

  44. Always willing to share my ignorance...

  45. Documentation . . . The hardest part of genealogy.

  46. Genealogy:  Chasing your own tale!

  47. Genealogy . . . will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

  48. That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards.

  49. I researched my family tree . . . and apparently I don't exist!

  50. SO MANY ANCESTORS.....................SO LITTLE TIME!

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